June 30, 2023

Guy Appeal

 Hey everybuddy. Rabbit here. Now I don’t mean to start anything, but after taking a deep dive into my social media stats, I got some news that just might change the type of content I post.


 

Up to now I’ve had women in their 40s and 50s following me, so I restrained my antics because you know how women get all fusty over guys doing stuff like acting out, laffing at guy humor, biting their sisters’ necks and looking for trouble. However, as of this past month, men ranging in ages from 13 to 44 dominate my followers at – drumroll please – 76.3%.


I was just reading a report in the NY Post that claims people start losing their sense of humor at age 23, mostly because they’re supposed to be all serious at work.

The report said the average 4-year-old laughs as many as 300 times a day, whereas the average 40-year-old will take two and a half months to log that many chuckles.

I’m thinking most of those 40 year olds are women, chastising their husbands and teenage sons for enjoying inappropriate humor… kinda like I hear my mom doing to my dad when he’s quoting Peter Griffin and Quagmire from Family Guy.

So anyway… Guys… I want to officially welcome you to Team AssRabbit, where its all fun and games, even if you get sent to your room for biting your sister’s neck.

Pee Hiss - My momanager says Hekk will freeze before she turns my account over to Dadders. Sez we are both AssRabbits and the world could not survive two of us.



9 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

Don't be too disappointed that Lynn is still in the viewing audience, ( I will not give away her ancient age (and I don't mean al-ke-hall) ) Me, I am 11 going on 12 and I purr a few gahoffs meow and then. Precious

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It is lucky for me that I don't follow social media as I don't fit into any of those groups. Just try being nicer to your sister!

Zoolatry said...

Like it or not, there's a few "old" ladies out here who rather like ya, you A.R., so you've got a bit of gal-appeal too, and we'll laf til da cows come home as it's sometimes said. Like the lady above no sharing ages, but it is like eight decades or so, but I can still guffaw with the best of them ... and the cat here, well she's just a wee one who complains more than laughin'. What else can one say ... keep on keepin on.

catladymac said...

Our HuMom taught junior high for 31 years, Rabbit. You ain't got nothin she ain't seen before.

meowmeowmans said...

MOL. We bet a lot of those adults have an immature sense of humor. We know we do! :-D

Gidget Blue Sky said...

He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Poor Dori.

Adorapurr said...

Yoo tell him, CatLady.

Adorapurr said...

Wabbit n my Daddy have same sense of hoomor. Vewy immatoor.