DORI: Welcome to Kick the Litter, a new feature here on It’s a Wonderpurr Life where members of our family, comprised of cats from varying backgrounds, generations, and breeds, gather each week to mix humor with intelligent debate over Hot Topics that pertain to not only us, but to cats in general all over the world. Hi evfurrybuddy, I’m yoor host, Dori, the Baba Wawa of the cat blogging world. *wavy paws*
HERMAN: Each week we choose our topics with the intention of educating human caretakers, many of whom have the wrong impression about caring for cats. Sadly, it’s an uphill battle, but we hope our debates will bring awareness and open dialogues among humans to benefit us all. Today’s subject for discussion is especially dear to those of us on this panel because five years ago this week we nearly lost a beloved member of our fam—
RABBIT: <zooms into room and jumps onto couch, knocking Herman to the floor> I’m here! What did I miss?
DORI: Nothing. Yoo aren’t on today’s
discussion panel.
HERMAN: <eases to feet> Do you have any idea how rude you
really are?
RABBIT: I’m not rude, I’m enthusiastic. So, what’s
today’s Hot Topic? Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?
HERMAN: Don’t be stupid.
RABBT: I wasn’t one of over forty thousand Googling
that question last month, dude.
HERMAN: Today’s Hot Topic is:
Feline Urinary
Blockages Can Be Deadly
RABBIT: Naw. That’s not a good topic. How about Do Cats Fart? Ten thousand average searches on Google last month. Lotsa people desperate to find the source of a bad smell in their living rooms.