Hi Furends! This is Dori *wavy paws!*
The other day I was shredding an old
AARP magazine when I spied an article about how 85% of hoomons are confident
they can spot an imposter, but the majority flunk an Imposter IQ quiz. Fwankly,
I’m worried.
These hoomons are responsible for
keeping us in the luxury of which we are accustomed to. If they get swindled by
con artists, they will have less to spend on us.
I consider it my pawblic doody to
inform yoo of nefarious ways these fakers are taking advantage of our doddering
hoomons, so yoo can be on the look out and stop the fakers before they steal
the treats right out of your moufs!
Here are ways AARP says our hoomons
are being fooled by fakers. (I’ve shredded the magazine so I’m pawraphrazing
here.)