January 31, 2023

Breaking News! Gang Files Grievance Against Beloved Host

 Hi evfurrybuddy, this is Dori! *wavy paws* 

Welcome to a brand-new program format for It’s a Wonderpurr Life. 

Since my big brofur Hwermie retired to FloryDa, the spotlight has been mostly filled by me. Not that I’m complaining, but his shoes a pwetty hard to fill… mostly cuz I’ve never once seen him wear shoes. But that’s beside the point.

While my career as Host for Tuesdays with Dori has been tremendously rewarding, the other members of the Wonderpurr Gang have filed a grievance demanding their fair share of time in the spotlight.
I immediately contacted my littergator, PretzelKitteh, who renegotiated my contract. Happily, I now have my own dwessing woom, with an endless supply of Friskies Party Mix in Cheezy Craze Crunch flavor, and an assortment of Inaba Churu’s. Plus, a huge bowl of pink and purple M&M's (I refuse to call them Ma-and-Ya's.) I don’t nom those because chocolate is toxic to cats, but the colors are pwetty and I enjoy smacking them under furniture.

So, this Thursday please join us when we launch our new weekly show, Kick the Litter. Similar to talk shows like The View, Kick the Litter will feature three of my fursibs each week who will join me to discuss Hot Topics pertinent to felines of all breeds. We may even have a surprise guest join us.
Don’t worry, Tuesdays with Dori is still on the program. My new format features a different segment each week:

Bweaking Nooz – where I interrupt yoor regularly scheduled program with information that I feel is important for you to know. 

Letters from Dori will reveal my private correspondences highlighting my concerns and innermost thoughts on whatever is bothering me. 

Wake-Up Call is my purrrsonal message to yoo about Life being too short to let every day stress upset yoo. 

And finally, The Intermew. As the new Baba Wawa of the cat world, each month I will introduce yoo to an interesting social media purrrsonality, and hopefully my intimate questions about their private lives will make them cry.

I hope yoo will enjoy our new format enough to return each Tuesday and Thursday to see what we have in store to entertain you. 

Until next time.

copyright KimberleyKoz wonderpurr.com

copyright KimberleyKoz wonderpurr.com


Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I will make sure I am here, Dori!

The J-Cats said...

We look forward to seeing your new format, Dori.

Sandee said...

How fun. I think this is a great idea. You rock Dori.

Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Happy Tuesday and week. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥

Tama-Chan, Benny, Momo, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Hotesse & Heloise said...

Thanks for the nice comment on "my" blog. I wanted to tell you that I have been addicted to Inaba Churu ever since #1 brought them back to me from Japan. The boys (lesser beings...) adore Party Mix (all flavours).

Tama-Chan (Queen of The Poupounette)

Gidget Blue Sky said...

we can not wate fur your mew shows dori

Brian said...

WOW sweet Dori, do you ever have a plan and we will sure be tuning in so catch the latest scoop!

pilch92 said...

I am so excited to see your new show and very happy you will continue with Tuesdays with Dori. You are too funny with the m&m's. :) XO

The Florida Furkids said...

Looking forward to it!

Clairebert said...

Dori, this sounds awesome! Looking forward to the new format.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

We can't wait to check out the new programming!

Zoolatry said...

Purple M&M's? Thought she was banned! I'd like to be a guest on "Kick the Litter", I have a wholabunch of experience with that, mine Mommy calls me "the litter glitter queen". I will soon send my resume, and
include photos, to your booking-manager I presume and hope you'll consider my appearance on an upcoming show ... am available all the time!

Lynn and Precious said...

Dear Dori, I had no idea how intelligent some kitties are. Your TV spot is terrific. I have to depend on Lynn's thumbs for puter stuff and she is NOT much PC smart. Precious

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like fun, Dori!