My Zoo Boo Date with Baunilha kinda freaked her out. I thought it was a blast, what with the winged monkey and the tigerkeet, but hey. I'm a guy. Us guys have different ideas about what's fun to do on a date. Clearly, since she's refused to go out with me since Octopurr.
I hate to say it, but I had to beg. Even writing the word makes my sphincter clench. It goes against my reputation as an awesome AssRabbit, But Dori said begging is a part of dating, and Mom agreed.
So, I think I'm getting the hang of this dating thing. Okay so she had her meowmy pick her up from our date - again - and she hasn't responded to any of my text messages... But still, she has to admit I'm not at all boring.