Zoo Boo Date with Baunilha
I try to make my dates fun with Baunila, my Portuguese girlfriend. Trouble is, like most girls, she gets all nervous when it comes to scary stuff.
I love scary stuff. I love to jump out at my sisfurs and make them scream with either fright or fury, though I still can't tell which cuz it all sounds the same. And I love to prowl the catio at night when flying predators are skulking about in the trees, swooping overhead like they might be hunting me.
Yah, that's a real tail-biter kind of feeling. Like I could become owl poop. Yow!
Jesse the Traveling Cat and Why I Wasn't Invited on Vacation
Hi evfurrybuddy, it's me Dori *wavy paws.* If yoo are reading this, I assume yoo have survived the weekend and the return of Monday with all it's despicable hekkishness. Purrsonally I am working on a serious letter to the gov'mint to abolish Mondays at the same time they kick Daylight Savings to the curb for once and for all.
So yoo may have noticed that I was virtually invisible last week to my social media frens. I am mortally wounded to the core of my little heart to be ignored, but my momma explained that she needed a bweak and unfortnately I was sacrificed along with her accounts and our IG Cattoon account.
At the Mewvees: Now Playing: The Revenge of Bode
CAST: Herman TattleCat, Bode 4Catsstrapski, NancyCakeFace, DanaPixie, 3PhiBotticelli, Frankencat1, TweetingTruman, and a cast of dozens!
PLOT: Sometimes friends have misunderstandings. At Bode's wedding to NancyCakeFace, Herman got hungry while waiting for the bride to arrive by camel. (No wonder she was late.) So Herman found a tub of popcorn, and munched happily, never realizing Bode was upset.
Meanwhile Bode was plotting revenge:
Meanwhile Bode was plotting revenge:
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It's Official. Dori Turns Professional.
Pawfessional what? Meowdel? Nooo, although I got a lot of admiring compliments when I showed off wearing my new birthday sweater with the plaid skirt.
Pawfessional Bweaking Nooz Repurrter? Nooo, although my repurrting at the Cat Olympics in 2020 is still being talking about among the judges, and charges are still pending on whether or not I had anything to do with some of the disqualifications among the competitors.
Pawfessional singer? Well, yes. My hits Purrple Underpants, Lets Go Outside and Don't You Put A Bitey (On Me) are still on the Top 10 Greatest Hits List for Pretty Tabby Cats.
But despite all of my accompliments, I'm now an pawfessional froggy hunter.
This is how it happened:
Dori's Birthday Featuring Entries From Her Adoption Diary
Hi evfurrybuddy, it’s me, Dori. *wavy paws* Guess what? Yesterday I celebrated my birthday! Nooo, I’m not wevealing how old I am cuz us wimmen need to keep some mystery as we age.
I got lots of presents. My my favorite is a soft cushion snuggled between Momma and
Daddy’s pillows where I sleep at night. I also got a small soft pink blanket
with poky dots, and a little pink ball. And I got a sweater dwess with a plaid
skirt. I will meowdel for yoo.
I also got Friskies Cheesy treats - a huge bag but I have to share with my fursibs. And I got a package of Churu's that I really love a lot. So I had a nice day celebrating me.
Recently my momma was purging an enormous box of papers in her office, and she came across my baby diary kept during the first months after I was rescued. I've given purrmission for her to publish the first month here for yoor viewing enjoyment.
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