Saturday, April 24, 2021

First Feline Astro-Nut in Space

Dear Diary: Yesterday my pawrents escaped before breakfast. In fact, it was so dark outside, I was still asleep in my Zen Den. Oddly, they returned about an hour later and went back to bed. I asked my Mom what the Friskies that was all about, and she told me she and Dadders went to watch the SpaceX launch down at the beach. That got me to thinking... Instead of being a DoriDeer wrangler, or a Ninja kitteh hunting Opipotomuses... What if I decided to be an Astro-Nut when I grow up? I bet being a pawfessional Astro-Nut would be really fun. I'd make headlines around the world as the First Feline Astro-Nut in Space!


HERE I AM IN MY SPACE ROCKET, GETTING READY TO LAUNCH.

COOL AS A CUCUMBER. NOT NERVOUS AT ALL.
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YEAH, I'D BE SUPER FAMOUS AS THE FIRST... 
AND PROBABLY ONLY ... FELINE ASTRO-NUT.
THERE I'D BE, FLOATING THROUGH THE BRIGHT BLUE SKY

I'D WAVE TO MY INSTAGRAM PALS ALL OVER THE WORLD. I BET I'D IMPRESS
THE LOVELY LOLLY CAT REX.

I'D WALK IN SPACE AND SEE THE EARTH BELOW ME. SO BEAUTIFUL AND BLUE.

I WONDER IF I COULD GET THE GUYS IN THE SPACE STATION TO TAKE
MY PIKCHURE FOR MY INSTAGRAM... AND MY CHRISTMAS CARD.

WALKING THE MOON WOULD BE EASY-PEAZY. JUST LIKE MANUVERING THE
MOST POPULAR LITTER BOX AT MY HOUSE.


Hey pals, let me know in the comments below if you think I'd make a pawsome Astro-Nut. Now go off an enjoy a Wonderpurr weekend. 

Commander Rabbit signing off

12 comments:

  1. oh mi cod!!!! too funny!!!!! I just "launched wun" myself in da lidder box!

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  2. You'd make a fabulous Astro-Nut, me, I'll launch myself into a nap!

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  3. There is no doubt at all in Our minds. You would make a pawsome Astro-Nut!

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  4. Wabbit, why does it appear as if Dori beat you to the moon? Our mom was laughing so hard, we thought she might frow up or something worse. She would really like to see a launch sometime. Thanks for sharing this special one with us. We'll be waiting to see you again when you come back down to earth. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet

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  5. Ground control to Major Rabbit. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on. Have fun playing in the sandbox. ;)

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  6. You have all the qualifications to be the first nut, I mean astro-nut in space, Rabbit.

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  7. This is great!
    (we left a comment on an old post, The Heartbreak of Saying Goodbye ... Oct 2020, I think
    it was ...)

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  8. You got beat to the moon by Dori? Oh my Cat.

    PS How is Jesse doing?

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  9. Wabbit, How did Dori beat you to the moon? Did she flush? We think you would make a purrfect Astronut! We hope you all have a marvellously happy week!

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  10. Rabbit you really need to flush! Too Funny we really loved the video of Rabbit First Feling Astro Nut MOL. You cats are Great!

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  11. OMC! That was quite something!! Too funny at the end:)

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  12. I don't know, Rabbit. Seems pretty risky to me. Those rockets are built by humans after all. What if the dragon ran out of fire and left you in space just floating around and around and Mr. Musks car won't start to transport you back to earth?! I say stick to the ground and make a movie where you can act like you're in space but don't actually have to be there. But either way, you make the best Astro-Nut. Tee hee hee.

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Comments are like Catnip sprinkled over Tuna Noms. Thank you for letting us know what you think! Love, Herman, Dori and Rabbit