I Have A Question


Hi evfurrybuddy, this is Dori *wavy paws* host of Tuesdays with Dori. Did yoo know this coming Caturday, January 22nd, is National Answer Your Cat's Questions Day. Being the impatient puss I am, I decided not to wait another four days to get answers to the top five questions that have been burning my bwain for a vewy long time. So without further delay, here goes...

DORI: Momma, why do I lisp? 

KIM: Because God made you that way. Truthfully, when you were still a baby your meow sounded raspy, almost like a human's lisp. I created your lisp on social media to set you apart from all the other adorable tabbies.

DORI: Am I adopted?

KIM: You arrived in my yard with your family when you were three months old. I took you all in to find you homes. I put your family on PetFinder, and I had numerous people wanting to adopt you, but we had already fallen in love with our little "Peanut" as Daddy called you, so we adopted you and your father, Nikolas. 


DORI: Why do I always have watery eyes and a runny nose?

KIM: Your birth mother, Annie, had feline herpes. It affected the sight in one of her eyes. Unfortunately she passed it onto her kittens, and that is primarily the cause of your weepy face. Also, you are allergic, like the rest of us in this house, to pine. Our home here in FloryDa is surrounded by pine trees, so we are all sneezing and itchy and watery. 

DORI: Explain again why we can't send Wabbit back to Turkey?

KIM: Rabbit is a purebred Turkish Van from Michigan, not Turkey. I'm sorry he's a pain in your patootie, and I'm doing the best I can to keep him away from you. It's not that he's bad, he's just bored. Plus you, being petite, trigger his Turkish Van hunter genes. He thinks it's fun to chase and grab you. I am searching for ways to stop this, but until then, you must stay in the Senior Room with the others.

DORI: Okay. I have one more question, but it's in several parts.

KIM: Go ahead.

DORI: Is there another word for synonum? Also...

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?
  • What's another word for thesaurus?
  • If swimming is so good for yoor figure, how do yoo explain whales?
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 
  • And finally, is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

KIM: I think we're done here.

Until Next Time...



16 comments:

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

So many questions and lots of good answers for you, Dori. Not so sure abut the last question though!

Sandee said...

Wonderful questions and I think mom did a great job answering them. You made me smile.

Have a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥

World of Animals, Inc said...

Dori, so many wonderful questions and some really great photos to go with them. Dori and Patsy so tiny in that photo of them together. Just wonderful!! Thanks for sharing. Have a great rest of your day. We enjoyed stopping by.
World of Animals Rittenhouse

Loulou said...

So happy YOU are here. Love this blog and those kitties are so, so cute. Also their mama and papa.

Brian said...

Those were good questions sweet Dori and I hope you're more than satisfied with the awswers sweetie!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

thoz bee veree good ?????? dori
tho we think yur mom waz kinda evade inn sum answerz....
her shuld noe nother werd for thesaurus iz stegosauruz....

;) ♥♥☺☺☺

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Dori! Your questions are wonderful! And I don't think you ask too many. I also loved learning more about you! We hope you and your furblings and your Peeps have a Marvellously Happy Day!

pilch92 said...

Those were great questions and answers. My angel Polar Bear had Feline Herpes and sneezed constantly.

Kitties Blue said...

Dori, Our comments never post, so we are trying something new, and it looks like it might work. Instead of using our usual browser, Safari, to visit you, we are using Chrome. If this works, our comment will not go into the great beyond. We absolutely loved your photos with your mom and dad, and you asked very important and thoughtful questions. Sending you big hugs and love. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet

Kitties Blue said...

Hooray! It worked! 😸

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

You are very probing with your questions, Dori, but we are glad you asked them so that we too will know all the answers!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Hey Oopsie, forgot the notify button, LOL!

Pam and Teddy said...

Dori you were so lucky to get such a fab home! Sorry you didn't get answers to your questions but life is full of little mysteries - just makes it that much more FUN to live with humans though doesn't it!

Hugs, Teddy

catladymac said...

Those were great questions Dori !

The Florida Furkids said...

Very good questions and answers. Our Angel Ellie had runny eyes all the time too.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

Dori we herdz yoo iz sick an we hopez dat yoo feel butter soonest, lubz gidget an da mum