Friday, March 04, 2022

Breaking News - Closet Space Not Sparking Joy

 


Bweaking Nooz! 




In conclusion...

It is my opinion that closets are the Devil's invenshun, meant to inflict fwustwashun and anger issues by tempting hoomoms to be so sentimental about old stuff, that they cannot bear to let go, even long after it has ceased to spark joy. Not exactly a quote from Marie Kondo, but if yoo have overstuffed closets, then yoo get my point.

This is Dori, Fake Nooz Repurrtor for Wonderpurr.com.


9 comments:

Kathe W. said...

So funny and cute!

My Mind's Eye said...

Angel Madi would agree with you about closets being an invention of the devil. She loved wandering in and out when
often napping under the lower rack of her Dad's shirts. She
let the world know she was stuck too.
Thanks for stopping by Dori..you are very pretty
Hugs Cecilia

CCL Wendy said...

Hello Dori, Nice to meet you and Peaches. We'd be glad to send you mittens but don't know where to send them. If you live by the beach, are you sure you really need them. Wet mittens aren't fun.

Thanks for coming to see Dani. We're glad you have a good home now.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dori.... round heer de clozetz izza play ground for catz who wanna hide; ore mezz with.....any thing... frum cloth ta glazz ta brake a bullz ta card bored !!! :) ♥♥

Sandee said...

Now if mom will just listen to you. You're right you know.

Thank you for joining the Feline Friday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. ♥

Brian said...

You're right sweet Dori, they can be scary too if you get stuck in one.

Pam and Teddy said...

Closets are bottomless pits.....no matter how much stuff my Mom crams into her closet there seems to be room for it. Bottomless I tell ya!

Hugs, Teddy

Kitties Blue said...

Our old, old house had tiny closets. Our humans have added two huge closets and one large one, and Mom thinks they don’t have enough. We love the closet in the master bedroom. Lots of places to hide and explore. Dad had to put a barrel lock on the door so we cannot open it, unless some idiot human (um, Dad) forgets to lock it. Cooper continues to scratch the paint off trying to get in. Sorry Mom Kim is frustrated. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Dori, it happens to most humans. I was having a big clear out before Christmas but ended up with only one bag instead of lots like I had hoped.