Breaking News: Escaped Boat Drama

Hi evfurrybuddy! This is Dori with BWEAKING NOOZ!

This morning a MYSTERIOUS unidentified boat was found STRANDED along the shoreline in my nooz territory.

I was INSTANTLY on the scene to bwing yoo my purrsonal report.

Could this boat be STOLEN?

Possibly by a DRUG CARTEL?

Possibly by CRIMINALS from Cuba or maybe even DAYTONA BEACH?

Enquiring minds want to know, and I'm here to give yoo the SCOOP!



  1. Great reporting, Dori. I know if you find out anything else you'll let us know.

    Have a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥

  2. dori we iz CRACKIN UP at de dino saurz chaze ☺☺☺☺

  3. You are a super-thorough reporter, Dori. I'd watch the local news again if you were the reporter!


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