Breaking News: Escaped Boat Drama


Hi evfurrybuddy! This is Dori with BWEAKING NOOZ!


This morning a MYSTERIOUS unidentified boat was found STRANDED along the shoreline in my nooz territory.

I was INSTANTLY on the scene to bwing yoo my purrsonal report.

Could this boat be STOLEN?

Possibly by a DRUG CARTEL?

Possibly by CRIMINALS from Cuba or maybe even DAYTONA BEACH?

Enquiring minds want to know, and I'm here to give yoo the SCOOP!

 

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Great reporting, Dori. I know if you find out anything else you'll let us know.

Have a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dori we iz CRACKIN UP at de dino saurz chaze ☺☺☺☺

Brian said...

That is quite the discovery!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

You are a super-thorough reporter, Dori. I'd watch the local news again if you were the reporter!