Tuesday, March 29, 2022

He Who Must Not Be Tolerated

 


Hello Frens, this is Dori. *wavy paws*

Today is Tuesday, and I'm feeling distwessed.

First of all, I hope yoo are experiencing fresh air and sunshine now that Spring has sprung.

At my house Daddy purrchased flowers in blue and yellow and pink to brighten up our front porch. Those are Momma's favorite colors, and make her happy. Daddy says if color makes Momma happy, then by gosh he's going to buy every blue, yellow and pink colored flower he can find.

Now that I've got the pleasantries out of the way, back to me feeling distwessed.

Yoo see, because of the restwaining odor I have against He Who Must Not Be Tolerated, I am locked in my castle suite while he runs amok throughout the house. This is not fair. It should be HWMNBT locked up all day while I run amok. However, there's a rumor going around that he had a Freedom During the Day clause put into his adoption contwact.

This amokness is wearing down my pawrents because I hear screams of outrage coming from those not locked in my castle suite with me. Usually Fwank.

I tell Fwank to use his training as a lethal street thug on AssWabbit and shiv him, but Fwank says Momma won't allow him to use his claws. So sad.

I love my momma dearly, but as she clearly does not have the situation under control, I must remain on lockdown . And with the majority of my fursibs sharing my suite, I am in danger of losing sleeping rights to my cozy kitteh cottage, given to me by Santa Claus.

I love my cozy kitteh cottage with it's foot-and-a-half-high ceiling, woomy interior, kitchenette and central air. It has not only a door but also a window. During the winter I had a lovely fur rug, but now in the spring the rug is replaced with a Tempurr Pedic mattwess. Purrfect for me to welax on.

However, evfurrybody wants it. 

Including me!

But I can't get into it because after bweakfast there is a mad rush for the bedwoom. 

Just this morning I saw chunky butt Opie hip-check sweet KC aside to grab my cottage. However, Opie forgot he had to pee, and when he left, KC grabbed my cottage for himself. 


And when I do get to my cottage first, I have to deal with remnants of the last purrson who used it. Yesterday it was Peaches, who has the gross habit of sneezing thick boogies into the walls.

Momma did order more cottages, but they are different and my cottage is still the numpurr one favorite.


There is no solution to my predicament, sad to say. But I strongly urge yoo to write to yoor congwessman to ask them to file an amendment to Turkish Van adoption contracts, section IV, paragwaph 8 where it stipulates these ruthless purrveyors of anguish and destwuction must be given freedom during the day, and plead with them to change it to No Freedom During the Day.

I wepeat: NO Freedom During the Day.

If yoo do, yoo will forever have my sincere gratitude.

Sincerely,

Dori

Until Next Time...



9 comments:

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Siblings always want whatever you have! They're annoying that way. ~Ellie Mae

Gidget Blue Sky said...

wow, i reely like yor cottage

Sandee said...

Siblings are siblings and nothing changes. Such fun. I love your spring cottage. Way cool.

Have a purrfect day. My best to your siblings and your mom. ♥

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is a lovely cottage. No wonder everyone wants it. That seems an unfair clause that a troublemaker gets the freedom while the good ones have to be locked up. You need a good lawyer!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dori yur cottage IZ total lee awesum and aza boy with cootteez az cuzin daiz sayz.. eye total lee get why ....wait.....eye knead ta bee talkin with T.V.A.R

bye~~~~~

MBJBF
;) ♥

The J-Cats said...

What a lovely cottage! It IS unfair that you are being prevented from using it freely and whenever you want to! We are expurrienced cattorneys and would be happy to repurresent you - pro bono.

Brian said...

I'm sorry your stressed sweetie but your Mom is keeping you safe. Your cottage is super cool though!

The Florida Furkids said...

Everybody always seems to want the same spot. We hope you can get your special cottage back for yourself (minus the boogies).

Kitties Blue said...

Dori, you definitely have a tough life, and we wish we could do more than just write our Congress person. We do like your new cottage. We hate always having to share our things as well..really not fair. We think your dad gets the Husband of the Year Award for buying those flowers for your mom. Sending lots of hugs and kisses and wishes that your humans can get Mr. Ass🐰under control. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet