October 28, 2022

Zoo Boo Date with Baunilha

 

Dear Diary,

I try to make my dates fun with Baunila, my Portuguese girlfriend. Trouble is, like most girls, she gets all nervous when it comes to scary stuff.

I love scary stuff. I love to jump out at my sisfurs and make them scream with either fright or fury, though I still can't tell which cuz it all sounds the same. And I love to prowl the catio at night when flying predators are skulking about in the trees, swooping overhead like they might be hunting me.

Yah, that's a real tail-biter kind of feeling. Like I could become owl poop. Yow!

So since it's Octopurr and Halloween is coming, I thought I'd take Baunilha to a Zoo Boo. Purrsonally I had a blast. *big sigh* Not sure she did. But that's wimmen for ya. 

GOT ANY DATING TIPS?

PLEASE SHARE IN THE COMMENTS CUZ I'M CLUELESS.


5 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

OMC that was a super scary date!!!!

The J-Cats said...

Can't beat a good Scare, that's what We always say.

pilch92 said...

Sorry the date didn't go so well. How about a nice romantic dinner. :)

Marvelous Marv said...

I think the Zoo Boo was the purrfect date, but my sister Jo Jo smacked me (no claws) and told me I was a silly boy, grrl cats want candles, linens, pate in glass dishes and sushi....So I guess I, Marvelous am not good at dating. Keep being Awesome! Marv

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That was a very scary date. It gave me nightmares!