I try to make my dates fun with Baunila, my Portuguese girlfriend. Trouble is, like most girls, she gets all nervous when it comes to scary stuff.
I love scary stuff. I love to jump out at my sisfurs and make them scream with either fright or fury, though I still can't tell which cuz it all sounds the same. And I love to prowl the catio at night when flying predators are skulking about in the trees, swooping overhead like they might be hunting me.
Yah, that's a real tail-biter kind of feeling. Like I could become owl poop. Yow!
So since it's Octopurr and Halloween is coming, I thought I'd take Baunilha to a Zoo Boo. Purrsonally I had a blast. *big sigh* Not sure she did. But that's wimmen for ya.
GOT ANY DATING TIPS?
PLEASE SHARE IN THE COMMENTS CUZ I'M CLUELESS.
5 comments:
OMC that was a super scary date!!!!
Can't beat a good Scare, that's what We always say.
Sorry the date didn't go so well. How about a nice romantic dinner. :)
I think the Zoo Boo was the purrfect date, but my sister Jo Jo smacked me (no claws) and told me I was a silly boy, grrl cats want candles, linens, pate in glass dishes and sushi....So I guess I, Marvelous am not good at dating. Keep being Awesome! Marv
That was a very scary date. It gave me nightmares!
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