January 13, 2022
January 12, 2022
January 11, 2022
January 10, 2022
January 01, 2022
New Years Date with Baunilha
November 19, 2021
Hot Air Affair - Date with Baunilha
Dear Diary,
My Zoo Boo Date with Baunilha kinda freaked her out. I thought it was a blast, what with the winged monkey and the tigerkeet, but hey. I'm a guy. Us guys have different ideas about what's fun to do on a date. Clearly, since she's refused to go out with me since Octopurr.
I hate to say it, but I had to beg. Even writing the word makes my sphincter clench. It goes against my reputation as an awesome AssRabbit, But Dori said begging is a part of dating, and Mom agreed.
October 29, 2021
Zoo Boo Date with Baunilha
Dear Diary,
My Birthday Date with Baunilha, the lovely kitteh from Portugal, went well enough that she agreed to accompany me on another date.
I'm thrilled she wants to see me again, and feel I can outdo the last date, even though Mom confiscated her Ameowican Express cawd after she got the bill revealing the price of Baunilha's birthday presents.
Without a credit cawd, I couldn't take my date to an all you can eat place, like I'd hoped to. Our last date went pretty good when we stopped shopping and got to eat stuff. So I made a list of things to do with Baunilha that didn't require a credit cawd.
- A slam poetry reading...
- Amateur comedy show...
- Local Zumba class...
- Karaoke...
- McDonald's refuse bin...
- My parents house...
- A blood donation drive...
- Pick Mushrooms...
- Friday Night Box Pawty
I showed my list to my pals Peanut aka PretzelKitteh and Peanut aka ImABoatCat, and they both strongly recommended I rethink my list. I asked for ideas and this is what they came up with:
October 22, 2021
Birthday Date with Baunilha
Dear Diary,
It all started when my furend Baunilha said she didn't have a special birthday celebration:
I knew Baunilha from Instagram. She's part of the @CacauBaunilhaSul family. They live in Portugal. Their names translate into English as Cocoa, Vanilla and South.
October 09, 2021
THE BOSS RABBIT

August 31, 2021
July 15, 2021
BOX HOG
Why am I always made out to be the villain? Okay, so maybe I can be a bit more enthusiastic about life. I'm almost four, and every day is a new oppurrrtoo
nity for a great adventure.
Like today. Mom bought some cool triangle boxes. What a great idea! They felt amazing under my paws. Fresh and unique. Cool and comfortapurr. All I wanted was to enjoy these new boxes, but then along comes Miss Bweaking Nooz repurrtor Dori, and next thing I know, my plans to enjoy these boxes turns into a big deal.
I'm thinking Dori and the Gang make stuff a Big Deal just because I saw it first. Pffft!
July 13, 2021
The Subject is Penguins
Momma had every intention of helping me write my Tuesday column, but she had to take the loooong way home because there was a horry-bill accident on the freeway and twaffic was backed up for over ten miles and at least two hours, if not more. So now all she wants to do is take a nap. So, today's Tuesday column is a re-run of a Cat-toon from our old house where George and Gracie Geese visited with their babies last spring. We sure do miss seeing them. Now all we get at this house are deer doggos and huuuuge owls sitting in branches over our Catio, staring at ME with a hangry look in their eyes. I nearly peed my purrrple underpants the other day.
Okay, on wif the show!
June 08, 2021
May 08, 2021
March 17, 2021
The Leprechaun Trap - A Wondepurr Cattoon
March 13, 2021
What Time Is It?
Welcome to another Wonderpurr Cattoon. Today's feature is What Time Is It starring Frank and the lovable, but thoroughly obnoxious Ass Rabbit.
March 06, 2021
Passing Time Until Lunch - A Wonderpurr Cattoon
Welcome to another Wonderpurr Cat-toon. Hope you are having a beautiful Caturday! Today's cat-toon features Opie and Jack, two best furends who can spend all day just hanging out, enjoying each other's company. Let's see what they're chatting about today.
February 27, 2021
Red Bucket Banter: A Caturday Cat-toon
Hi evfurrybuddy, this is Dori. *wavy paws* For today's Caturday Cat-toon, all I'm gonna say is... brofurs are a pain in the tail.
February 20, 2021
Fifty Shades of Grey-Tabby
Today is National Love Your Pet Day.
I don't think this is what they mean.... Do yoo?
January 26, 2021
Password
Anyway! This past week I was supposed to write a fascinating column filled with insightful theories about Love, Life and the purrrrsuit of Happy-ness. However, my 'puter gave me trubble, and I got plenty hissed.
I mean, look what I went through!