Sunday, April 11, 2021

Celebrating National Pet Day - Truly It's a Wonderpurr Life


Today everyone is celebrating National Pet Day. I don't know about yoor house, but at my house EVERY DAY is NATIONAL PET DAY.

We love posing for selfies so today we are featuring several members of the Wonderpurr Gang that actually tolerate our momanager aka pawpawrazzi's camera in our faces.

The first featured is our beloved leader, Hwermie, aka Herman TattleCat. Hwermie has enjoyed an illustrious career as Sherlock Herms, a Purranormal Detective. He's traveled extensively to far away places like Michigan, Smokey Mountains Tennessee, Nashville, Myrtle Beach, SC, and Las Vegas (he actually flew next to our mom in the plane to Vegas where he walked the red carpet at Blogpaws.)


Next featured is...
Jack
Jack is the son of Peaches, the brother to Jesse the Toothless Wonder. Jack was born under a neighbor's deck in 2008, and when the neighbor shoo'd Peaches and kittens away... guess where they ended up? Jack had a bad experience with another neighbor who may or may not have hit him with a shovel. Mom never found out, but Jack went missing for a couple of weeks, and then when he returned he walked in circles. He spent a month at the vet, and when he returned, he never allowed anyone to pick him up again. He's reverted to being semi-feral, but we love him and he's very happy here in Flory-Da.

Next features is...
Candy
Candy is an intellectual. She's well-read, watches high-brow documentaries, and has a quirky love for coffee. At least for the smell of it. Mom refers to her as Caffeine Candy, especially when she tries to lick the Keurig machine. Candy traveled to Blogpaws Kansas City where she made the rounds with the Brands while me, Dori, hid out under the bed. Candy used to be my bestest furend until her boyfriend is K.C. aka Kevin Coopurr  arrived, rescued from our yard two years ago. They have a serious commitment to each other. *makes jealous gagging sounds.*

Next featured is...
Frank aka Fwank
Everyone knows Fwank arrived as an angry tomcat at the age of four. He was tired from no one loving him, and he had learned to be aggressive on the mean streets. However, our Mom took a chance on him, and even though he attacked Mom who fended him off with a broom, and shredded Daddy's leather jacket, Fwank soon learned about unconditional love. Today he's loved by everyone, and no longer shows any signs of the angry tomcat he once was.

Next featured is...
Opie
Momma always wanted an orange tabby, so when a little weenie kitten showed up in our yard, eating grass alongside the raccoons...and also a momma fox and her kit (yikes!) Mom rescued him. Opie is Jack's bestest friend, and is sweet on Peaches. We all love Opie, even though when he first joined our family he did not get along with Herman. Herman wanted to be the only Ginger in the house... but eventually they settled their differences. Today Opie is enjoying his Flory-Da retirement by relaxing in the Catio sunpuddles, or walking around the house in the wee hours of the morning, crying with his favorite orange ball in his mouth.

Next featured is...
Elly
Elly arrived four years ago after getting a tip from Mom's beloved Noah, a feral black darling who later passed from feline AIDS and leukemia that same year. Elly immediately made friends with Candy (and I immediately despised her because of that. Candy was MY bestest furend.) Anyway, today Elly has claimed our Daddy, and loves to snuggle with him all night long. She hardly waits for him to lie down, before she jumps on his chest and pushes her face into his. She doesn't mind at all that Daddy has asthma. And frankly, Mom thinks Daddy doesn't mind either. He looooves his "Miss Elly."

Next featured is...
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Let's try another selfie, shall we?
Next is Rabbit aka Hermes LuxuryCat aka AssRabbit
Wabbit is a Turkish Van like our Hermie, but he's nothing like Herman. Where Herman is sweet and lovable, and always well behaved... Wabbit has no filter, and is in constant need of entertainment. If he's bored, watch out. He goes looking for something to entertain himself, and that usually means hunting me, Dori. He has been jumping on me and putting the bitey on my neck for three years. Momma puts him in tee shirts that act like thundershirts to simmer him the hekk down. And it works. Mom doesn't want to keep him on any kind of sedative, because Vans are naturally active and curious and...frankly, out of control. Good thing Daddy has the energy to keep Wabbit entertained. Together they are always finding some adventure to wear Wabbit out. He's a handsome dood, though. And when he's not biting my neck or chasing the seniors under the bed, he really is a nice guy.


And finally, I've shaved the bestest selfie for last.
ME, DORI
I would like to be an only child. Except for Hwermie, of course. And Fwank. I could be very happy just being an only child with them. Since moving to Flory-Da I've found my inner AssRabbit. Guess I've been influenced by yoo know who. These days I like to climb the shelves in Momma's closet, and I like to chase Gidget (I've never liked her) and I run around with my dolly - a stepped-on old Mylar ball - mostly in the wee hours of the morning, crying for everyone to meet Dolly. I sleep with my Momma every night, under the cover, and recently I've decided I love the taste of Aveeno night cream on her face. My favorite hobby is playing with baby dwagons in the Catio. 


10 comments:

Catscue said...

That's so funny, I was just saying to our Cat Dad that everyday is National Pet Day at our house - MOL! Glad to know we're not alone in that! It is so nice to meet all of you, you're one gawjus clowder of kitties!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Of course every day should be National Pet Day! Who would ever have known Fwank was so ferocious to see him now. Maybe Rabbit will mature in a couple of years time and give you some peace, Dori. Has he tried swimming yet?

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Terrific post! We were glad to hear more about you guys! WOW! there are so many of you! We though 3 was a lot! It is terrific that your person described you and your purrsonalities. What we want to know was how your peeps got you all to Florida without any going missing or no major fights! Thanks and we hope you all and your peeps have a marvellously happy day!

Timmy Tomcat said...

You sure have a big family and you all have such wonderful selfies. Dad says the joy of having multiple kitties is that we each are so very different. Sounds like we have one who sounds a lot like that AssRabbit but we love him and he spend the morning sitting with Dad on our recliner doing sharp digging into Dad and then curling up like a baby. Love your supurr family!

Dash Kitten Crew said...

Ours agree that every day is national cat * cough cough * sorry PET day.

It's lovely to see you all and give our love to Jesse.

Kitties Blue said...

Dori, we are absolutely delighted to have you and so many of your fursibs on the blog hop today. We certainly hope you will join us more often. We bet lots of folks will love learning more about some of the Wonderpurr gang. Wishing all a terrific National Pet Day. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Happy National Pet Day, precious babies!

Brian said...

Dang, y'all sure did those selfies up right gang, bravo!

Shoko Neilson said...

Your family is humongous! I would have trouble getting along with all those brothers and sisters.

Shoko

Gidget Blue Sky said...

dori yoo r owr favorite too